fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

Shit Taker

Skit Taker is one who takes alot of "shit" (The kind that can withstand words, fists, and hits.)

Oh My GOD, hes a hard ass shit taker

by Ferra October 7, 2004

shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.

1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"

by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008

Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.

"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."

by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013

shit for breathe

when a person's breathe stinks like shit. Also used to describe such a person.

George: Damn man! what you been doing? eating outta the toilet agian?
Brown: No y?
George:u got shit for breathe

by u all know me October 27, 2009

Jack Shit

The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.

Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

shit smear

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.

Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared

by rockin with dokken! March 2, 2004