tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

Life

A slow and very painful death

Life is defined as every one is dying a slow and painful death if you think about it.

by Lifesucks21 May 14, 2018

Life,

Check the get the mug I think urban dictionary is telling Mr mug something

Poor mug. He's meing told to get a life, it hurts badly.

by Nathankyami November 28, 2023

Life Blood Syndrome

A syndrome that usually appears in empath people (me), If I compliment people that are royal to me, I always will know whether they're consumption and know their heartbeat but it's hard to say if they're old it'll kill me if I read two people heart beats at the same time.

Shadow, I know you're consuming because I have the third curse I don't tell you it's called Life Blood Syndrome can you please stop saying I'm going to bang my mom

by IsMeNaroth January 25, 2022

Circle of Life

The act of having sex in a cemetery

Man, we just completed the Circle of Life last night!

by russia_doitsu July 4, 2016

Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property

Wow I'm definitely being deprived of my property, aren't I? And if it's punitive if violates my right to habeas corpus face my accuser and fair trial.

Hym "There are a bunch of thing like that in the constitution that apply to my thing. Like 'nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation' or 'Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property.' My sights are clearly being violated here and the YouTube filth is allowing so they can extort something from me so... Defend my rights or I'll murder a kid. The longer it takes for me to get what belongs to me the less it's going to do to placate me. Do it now. Do it immediately. For your own safety."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2024

the meaning of life

pootis

the meaning of life is to poot or to pootis

by pootis enthusiast January 31, 2023