shit mit

Any piece of attire or fabric used to wipe your ass in desperate situations.

Hiker 1: "I need to take a shit but were stuck in the woods!"
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."

While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.

by dothegoodjob March 8, 2009

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Shit Mix

Something made by mixing together the dregs of leftover alcohol and any unattended drinks in the room. Usually followed by a game to see who can drink the most before pulling out (usually to be sick).

Eventually after the first load is finished the second round is comprised of stolen alcohol from the fridge and anything that looks interesting and relatively soluble from the food cupboard (cinnamon, eggs, baking soda, mayo etc) until the resulting mixture smells, looks and tastes like something shat from the bowels of satan himself.

At this stage the only people to drink it are the hardened binge drinkers, the people who have never experienced a shit mix and the hopelessly pissed until the resulting shite is poured down the sink by the house owner.

Shit Mix, Guaranteed to leave the room smelling of ass for the next week

by fasamo September 2, 2010

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