One-Eyed Willy

When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....

I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

the one bang

when a male thrusts his genitalia into a female and then quickly retracts back leaving thus female unsatisfied and deeply frustrated and gives thus male the feeling of dominance

oi tim, giv her the one bang

by Looee is a batti crease June 25, 2014

"two for one"

Also known as the shart

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.

by jessea April 5, 2006

one and a half sandwiches

The act of making sandwiches to a fractions. To suffice your and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan...you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and a half sandwiches and give me half!"

by jformo October 28, 2013

fuck a fair one

There are no rules in this bitch. If you get scammed, don't complain. You got lied to? Cry me a lake. This is a cruel world. Don't expect others to be honorable or just. Take advantage of weakness. Always stay one step ahead and get yours by any means.

"Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way. Ski mask way, nigga, ransom notes"

"Fuck a fair one. You know?"

by finesse365 May 16, 2019

Skeer one up

To coerce a nizzle out of hiding so you can blast 'em!

Billy Bob: The liquor store been jacked agin and they ain't caught the perp.

Klem: Time to go an skeer one up!
Jethro: Git dem dogs out the pen!
Grandma: Thank gawd I just warshed and and pressed yer hoods!

by chillinpaul September 12, 2014

we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??

i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009