wat you do?

A really lazy and short way to say "What are you doing?" good for text and instant messaging.

example of a text: wat you do? i do nothing.

by dragonzzzzz April 24, 2008

You-twit-face

A person who has an active youtube, twitter, and facebook account.

marks face book status says hit him up on twitter where you can find the link to the new youtube video he just posted.

Friend says dang, you-twit-face!

by Jordan H forbes June 4, 2009

flipping you shit

Giving a person a hard time in a semi joking manner, also called "flipping shit" when not directly referring to a person who's pronoun would be "you" in a sentence.

I was just flipping you shit when you fell down, I wasn't being serious.

by TheOriginalBobbert October 26, 2015

see you in the flesh

Means to see in person

I would like to see you in the Flesh so we finally can meet in person.

by Russ the Man December 14, 2016

are you watching me

I am.

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

The fuck is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

Julio, the fuck is wrong with you?

by Fr0d0Baggins February 12, 2021

Because you can't

Something that you cannot do

Me: But dad fighting is fun
Dad: no it isn't
Me: But i want to, so can I please do it
Dad: No son
Me: Why not
Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD
Me: I hate you
Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

by Sora12344 March 9, 2021