you have farted in a bottle

it's an albanian-kosovar idiom meaning to fail to the ground.

avdia: I am such an unlucky person!
you: yeah, dude. you have farted in a bottle.

by s_81 April 2, 2009

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012

big booty ho fart

Large amount of gas that extracted out of a woman with a big grabable ass. After she just received a 2 hour fuck from a 12 inch or larger dick. Often happens in the hood among black people

Damnn. Tina had the ode big booty ho fart after I gave her that good dick.

by geesus54 May 29, 2011

dick nugget-fart head

1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"

Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!

by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008

fuck out my fart

the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.

note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.

constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart

onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.

by waste June 19, 2006

bloody cum fart

for definition see term

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

albino baby fart

gay nigga

hey look there's jason, he's such an albino baby fart

by pickle jeff October 1, 2019