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2. The recipient of a cock slap.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
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When an England flag is seen on a car or a house the players must shout "Tiny Penis" (more fun if you do it as loudly as you can). The player who does this first wins. The game is only played while the world cup is in progress. The person who gets the most points wins.
When an England flag is seen on a car or a house the players must shout "Tiny Penis" (more fun if you do it as loudly as you can). The player who does this first wins. The game is only played while the world cup is in progress. The person who gets the most points wins.
Tiny Penis Game:
*car with a flag goes by*
player one - "TINY PENIS!"
player two - "oh man, i cant believe you got that before me"
*car with a flag goes by*
player one - "TINY PENIS!"
player two - "oh man, i cant believe you got that before me"
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