National Cheat on your Bitch Day

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.

“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”

by Eminem’s unpopular opinions September 12, 2022

National Rip Off Ears Day

some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️

“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”

by ..brookkk April 23, 2021

National Kick Short people day

People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

by tornado is here June 28, 2022

National ride your boyfriend day

On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve

It’s the 23rd!!

National ride your Boyfriend day

Bet lemme ride

by Kitty kat killer October 3, 2021

National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head

Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head

by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022

National Paper Clip Trading Day

On October 7th, you must grab a paper clip and start trading. Whoever in your school gets the best items at the end of the day wins $20.

Are you ready for National Paper Clip Trading Day?

by ActualBruh69 October 7, 2019

National ask a girl out day

Ask a girl out today

Will you go out with me?
National ask a girl out day

by Ryihery August 10, 2021