Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

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n and b

the only two keys that are broken on my keyboard

"my n and b keys are broken, so i have to copy and paste them every time they're used in a sentence."

by breadenjoyer March 16, 2024

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J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

by MONEY STEALER June 10, 2023

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N-Unit Osso

The best teacher with the best humor and a menacing beard.

Wow, I just saw N-Unit Osso. He's so funny
N-Unit Osso dismissed the class, he's great

by PanzerFaust420 March 6, 2020

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shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on a toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit.”

Woman: “can we do the shit-n-spin?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

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When you drive to a state where weed's illegal (being high while doing so is an option), bring some whole buds of weed you bought from a dude named Bud Wetter. Then crush said weed buds against the dash of your 96 Ford F150 to smoke as quickly as possible in public for that extra adrenaline laced high.

Hey dude, how'd you get arrested this time?.

I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.

by TheMilkMayn January 20, 2020

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