one-eyed unicorn

(n.) The rear-view of a cat's butt with it's tail up.

Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.

by lepetithibou October 4, 2010

one man band

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass

by harry July 19, 2003

one minute man

Not the 61 second man, not the 59 second man, 62 is way out. He is the 60 second, the half of two minutes, the 1/60 of an hour, he is, THE ONE MINUTE MAN. It takes him only ONE minute to start and complete things.

"Holy crap! That plumber is a one minute man!"

by sheeps October 4, 2003

air force ones

Heaviest trainers at d moment

OOOOOOOO and dats n air force 1, trainers by da truck load trainers by da ton

by Tracy August 18, 2004

one pound fish

a loser dancing around like a homo.

"very,very good; one pound fish. very,very cheap; one pound fish". i lost my hat

by lmakbaf833 December 21, 2012

Develop one's photos

euph.
To have a shit.

Where's Matt gone?

He's gone to develop his photos.

Ah. I will go and develop one's photos too I think.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

one-eyed porpoise

When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.

After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.

by Wolverine at MIT February 19, 2003