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Ur mom

Ur mom is an acronym for

Useless
Reasonless

Man
Of
Mighty
Jennifer: Wow that ur mom is so gross and is such a roach

Chad: do you think he’s my mom?

By: Rosie😏✨
by Magic unicorns 🦄 June 25, 2022
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Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.
1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021
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ur mom

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)
by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022
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Mom

by FishyNipples April 12, 2021
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My Mom

Someone who shares a similar quality to a recently referenced object or has/is doing the same action
Muscle Man: You know who else is urbanly-defined? My mom!
by bandit4k June 18, 2023
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your mom

a girl who you love very much and can't live without. please add my snap.. mya_hovind also just she is a good hairy person. :/ your mom.
your mean "your mom" ohh wow okay poo you.
by hehe keki March 14, 2022
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Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.
Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol
by Birby<3 May 16, 2021
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