I love you

the three easiest words to say to anyone, except the person you actually in love with.

Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.

Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....

by talex September 22, 2012

What? You egg?

This line was created by Shakespear with a goal that is beyond your understanding.
Saying this near a saucy boy will get you stabbed.

"You're a saucy boy." "What? You egg?" (He stabs him)

by Maple Syrup#6339 February 2, 2020

nigga you dumb

This is a phrase used when a brown male says some retarted shit.

Nigga forgot how to spell head nigga you dumb

by Baka baka oniii chan~ November 27, 2017

You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

If you feel sad

HEY YOU! Yes, you, sitting behind your screen reading this. I don't know you and you certainly don't know me. But I want to tell you something. Everyone has their own story. Yours might be filled with joy and happiness, or it might be clouded with pain and misfortune. I want you to know that you're a beautiful, wonderful, talented person. Even if your life isn't going the way you want it to right now, I know that you'll be able to make it out alright. I want you to do me a favor. I know I'm just a stranger, but just trust me, okay? Every time you see your reflection, be it in the mirror in the bathroom, in a window somewhere, or in a puddle on the street, I want you to look at yourself and give yourself a hug. Because even if you aren't the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest, you're something that no one else can be: you. And you are the greatest thing you can be. Smile at strangers. Be confident in yourself. Cry when you feel like crying, laugh when you feel like laughing. Treat yourself like a god/goddess because you deserve it. Hold your head up and keep your heart open. You're worth everything and then some. And always remember that no matter what, even if it doesn't seem like it, you're everything to someone

(If you feel sad)HEY YOU! Yes, you, sitting behind your screen reading this. I don't know you and you certainly don't know me. But I want to tell you something. Everyone has their own story. Yours might be filled with joy and happiness, or it might be clouded with pain and misfortune. I want you to know that you're a beautiful, wonderful, talented person. Even if your life isn't going the way you want it to right now, I know that you'll be able to make it out alright. I want you to do me a favor. I know I'm just a stranger, but just trust me, okay? Every time you see your reflection, be it in the mirror in the bathroom, in a window somewhere, or in a puddle on the street, I want you to look at yourself and give yourself a hug. Because even if you aren't the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest, you're something that no one else can be: you. And you are the greatest thing you can be. Smile at strangers. Be confident in yourself. Cry when you feel like crying, laugh when you feel like laughing. Treat yourself like a god/goddess because you deserve it. Hold your head up and keep your heart open. You're worth everything and then some. And always remember that no matter what, even if it doesn't seem like it, you're everything to someone

by candyland3344 February 3, 2021

You hate to see it

When an unfortunate event occurs

*Turner feeds koki the beans*

You hate to see it!

by Turner M. May 16, 2019

I like you for who you are

i dont like you the way you are..CHANGE.

girlfriend: do you think i should get my hair dyed? my tounge pierced? i was thinking of buying out stuff from vic-secret?

by ash =)) May 31, 2004