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Cucumber penis pp

Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me
Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle
by detatchable cock February 4, 2021
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long saggy penis

when ones penis goes to saggy because the persons has had too much anal sex.this happens when the person has multiple orgasms every hour, 24 hours.
I have a very long saggy penis but sometimes when i had sex again i got a bona and it curved into my girlfriends but.
by kyah and holly July 6, 2008
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work out penis

Work out penis is found in it's natural territory at the campus gym and often causes women to drool over an/or stalk it for pleasure.
by GuessWho October 13, 2003
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Penis inspection day

Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.
by the cock inspector May 4, 2021
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Nerd Penis Length

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)
Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.
by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011
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penis hole job

When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.
I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job
by stretched hole September 12, 2011
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small penis car

a exotic car such as a ferrari or a big SUV such as a hummer used to make up for having a small cock. NOT a muscle car.
*ferrari pulls up to light,revs engine* dude 1: haha,check the fag in the ferrari dude 2: he's gotta be compensating,that's a total small penis car.
by postaldude007 July 28, 2009
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