One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish

Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg

by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010

One of those girls

The ugly ass girl who hangs round with all the guys and thinks she’s pulling when in reality there friends because they know she’s no threat to their relationship

Oh she’s one of those girls

by The_pussy_meister December 14, 2020

one-legged skydiver

when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.

Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver

by Boom City! January 28, 2009

eat one's broccoli

If someone has to go through bad times, take something in order to pay his dues he eats or has eaten his broccoli.

He's eaten his broccoli. He went to jail and is ready to start a new life. eat one's broccoli

by jesse87 May 30, 2013

No One Else On Earth

I've been a rock and I've got my fences
I never let them down
When it comes to love, I keep my senses
I don't get kicked around
I shivered once you broke into my soul
The damage is done now
I'm outta control
How did you get to me?
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like you
You can make me want you
Any time you want to
You're burning me alive
I can't deny you
Even when I catch you
Weaving a weak alibi
'Cause when the night falls
You make me forget

Your love is killing me
And it ain't over yet
How did you get to me?
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like you
I shivered once you broke into my soul
The damage is done now
I'm outta control
How did you get to me?
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like-
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like you
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like
No one like you
No one like you

by Death Menace October 15, 2022

One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict October 14, 2011

one hit wonder

That instance when someone texts you and you reply but they never respond back

They hit you up once and leave you to wonder...

"So Pam texted me the other night saying 'what are you up to?' and I responded, and she didn't text anything back. What a total one hit wonder."

by ardafarda December 17, 2011