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New York Ham Sandwich

This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.
I just had a New York Ham Sandwich with Jane!
by xtremelampshade February 4, 2009
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the new star wars movies

totally suck,should never have been made

they take themselves way too seriously,have terrible acting,terrible casting,aren't near violent enough,lack interesting characters or story lines,not near enough weird critters,should have more humor

it's Steven Spielberg's fault
The new star wars movies are an embarassment compared to the orginal trilogy.
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hella bad news bears

A combination of the terms hella and bad news bears, defining something that is extremely bad, so much so that neither term on its own will completely encompass the magnitude of the situation
Wow, you got pulled over by the cops while you were drunk, and had weed in the car? That's hella bad news bears.
by the philanthropic arsonist February 28, 2009
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Chinese New Year

When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.
by kpATN June 16, 2011
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Chinese New Year

When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.
Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011
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Confederate New Year

A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.

Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.

This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.
Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.

Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.
by Durka Durka A11ah April 14, 2011
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Chinese New Year

When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.
Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!
by perin keveria June 20, 2011
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