at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022
Get the national kick tall people decade mug.National share secret list day is on May 17th and is a day where your friends have to share their secret list with you if you ask.
Gabe: Hey Emma you wouldn't have any secret lists do you?
Emma: hey I do and today is national share secret list day so I'll show you.
Gabe: cool I wonder what the list is about
Emma: hey I do and today is national share secret list day so I'll show you.
Gabe: cool I wonder what the list is about
by Hubba bubba mama mia May 13, 2021
Get the NATIONAL SHARE SECRET LIST DAY mug.when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".
by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019
Get the national shoot a hair tie day mug.on national confess to your crush day, you will need to ( if you’re comfortable ) confess your feelings to your crush. you will then find out if they also have feelings for you and hopefully they do!
you - hey it’s national confess to your crush day so um i like you
them - ( they either say they like you or don’t )
them - ( they either say they like you or don’t )
by ilovve_luvr March 19, 2022
Get the National confess to your crush day mug.September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022
Get the National Suck Some Penis Day mug.On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.
by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021
Get the National toe nail cutting day mug.Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.
Ryan:guess what day it is
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
by 7688902 August 27, 2020
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