Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

Bimone big penis

A knob cheese feeding cretin who will do anything in its power to fondle kids.

Stop trying to molest that child bimone big penis

by bil billy bob February 19, 2023

penis appreciation day

A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration

female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day

by Fatherm7768 November 5, 2020

penis grabber 2000

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022

International Penis Day

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.

"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"

by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021

penis griddy ompalommpa

mom’s spaghetti

Who the hell is penis griddy ompalommpa

by Griddy penis November 5, 2022

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU

Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

by ButtholeSackSniffer February 10, 2023