Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

Small Penis Frequency

The complete opposite of Big Dick Energy.

Michael has small penis frequency.

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU

Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

by ButtholeSackSniffer February 10, 2023

penis griddy ompalommpa

mom’s spaghetti

Who the hell is penis griddy ompalommpa

by Griddy penis November 5, 2022

Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

International Penis Day

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.

"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"

by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021

Penis Fly Trap

A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.

"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"

by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016