Crack one out

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

by Professor Stupidity March 29, 2008

One Piece Fan

bitchless loser that thinks one piece is good. he gives dudes rimjobs in the boys locker room and lets his uncles touch him

“hey look at that dude in the corner by himself, he’s a One Piece Fan”

by CockNBallzInMyMouth June 2, 2022

one-eyed-dragon

Male reproductive organ; penis.

She finally got to see his one-eyed-dragon last night but her expectations were crushed.

by pycckuu555 January 9, 2011

One More Time

When people say that they're gonna do something one more time but sadly usually they don't actually mean it.

One More Time

Sarcasm

by H14qqq0+TUdE=KeWl September 24, 2007

said no one ever

a sarcastic comment about a very unpopular item or activity.

Friend 1: OMG! Those crocs look awesome, said no one ever.

by thefallen May 1, 2013

one lone car

an amazing up and coming band from the St. Louis area. Once you hear them, you will want to hear them again and again and again.

MTV's Parental Control played One Lone Car's music the other day....

by rockerchick15 January 20, 2007

one hit wonder

Parishioners who only attend church on Christmas and or Easter.

On Christmas Eve, we always have to get to church early so that the one hit wonders don't steal our pew.

by drIIds April 26, 2006