Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Small Penis Disorder

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice

Luke has small penis disorder

by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021

kanye penis coleslaw

something you say when mum asks you what you want for dinner

Johnny: Wow, I'm craving for some kanye penis coleslaw today!
Eric: No dude we just had that yesteray.

by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020

Popsicle Penis Grass

When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass

Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!

by GanTheMan420 May 12, 2023

Kim Jong Penis

Basically Kim Jong Un but with the head of a penis. The word is used as a mockery towards the dictator, and to North Koreans as a whole.

Kim Jong Penis is gonna nuke the United States!

by TheBiggestCucko November 19, 2018