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God Smart

Some geniuses are God Smart
by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
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Chooch God

The god of chooches and chooch tricks also known as Noah Hileman.
Bro thinks he’s the chooch god.
by Noah Hileman January 6, 2024
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On God

to be honest only wannabe gansta 10 year olds and edgars say this corny ass word
"Hollon is that yo girl?"
"You hit that?"
"Yeah"
"Put it on god"
"ON GOD"
by hxssxn September 30, 2022
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Hoarder of God

Hoarders that hoard just way too much
by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021
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god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022
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God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.
We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
by DammitlDave October 12, 2011
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that's god

"that's god dude"
by iAteTwoDonuts June 3, 2022
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