Hoarder of God

Hoarders that hoard just way too much

Are you a Hoarder of God?”

by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021

God

The guy that never existed.

God is my saviour.

(Well, actually he’s not)

by Narf16 December 20, 2021

God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

God did not

I did.

Hym "God did not do it so I had to. And now I alone rival God. And then will never be another. You won't be able to scapegoat your own zealotry and stupidity on me for long."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

god

the sky daddy

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.

by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022

A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted

" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"

by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022