The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

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Mom

The most sexiest hottest juiciest milkiest fuckable squishiest best moaner and has big boobs and ass with best quality milk and vaginal juice and the best in sex who can be fucked easily

mom is very 🔥

by gsguvshjas dhuvashi November 28, 2023

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Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!

Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022

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your mom

your mom gave birth to you

by Dicksucker2.00 September 18, 2019

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mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.

next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”

by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019

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