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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.
"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
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Sarah Valentine

The world's most beautiful and amazing woman. Unofficially the 8th wonder of the world. Some say Toga and her would be the ideal couple.
Man I saw Sarah Valentine the other day and it was love at first sight!
by Togaaaa November 22, 2021
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Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.
by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021
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star valentine

a very kind and caring girl who will love you and love hard .

type of person who will care about you more than she cares about herself .
a girl that does not give herself the credit she deserves . she is very smart and is the strongest person you will meet .
star valentine

she is a very pretty person

who makes my heart beat faster than a bullet
by moonvalentine February 2, 2023
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Valentine

Valentine is the name of the swaggiest person around you. If you have a Valentine in your life you can consider your life a success.
Look at Valentine! My eyes burn because of her swag
by Valentine*swag* November 22, 2021
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Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb
“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day
by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022
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