Surprise Churro

When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.

Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.

I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.

by WSUPDEN July 31, 2009

BM Surprise

A fart with a lump in it. See also Hershey Squirt or Skidder Dribble.

Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.

by Dr. Spicoli September 5, 2008

Surprise Sex

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.

I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either

by NWTF April 1, 2008

october surprise

When doing a girl doggy style, just before you blow your load...You smash a pumpkin over her head! Similar to a donkey punch.

After the Halloween party, I grabbed the jack-o-latern and gave that girl an october surprise.

by jelly tug October 18, 2008

tranny surprise

When you find out that the person you thought was a dude or a chick turns out to be the opposite. You find out they have a vagina instead of a penis. Therefore, you get a tranny suprise.

Vitale wouldnt show his dick so mary was getting a little worried. She caught him buck naked in the shower and finally saw why he was so secretive and abnormal about showing his dick. He had a little 'tranny surprise' downstairs.

by Barnabus.. May 12, 2008

yellow surprise

When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you.

Last night I got a yellow surprise. It scared the crap out of me!

by Petey B. May 28, 2006

mormon surprise

a delicious drink made by mixing grape juice and vodka sometimes ginger ale is added in the mix to give things a kick. Its name comes from the fact that mormons cannot drink liquor so for a nice surprise slip ur mormon friend some "grape juice" then tell them what it really is and SURPRISE!

Mormon: this grape juice is delicious
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!

by SSTrunks February 6, 2004