mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.

A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"

by the.retorik April 24, 2021

Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.

"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."

by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

Mexican Wage

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans

Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"

by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012

Mexican Butter

When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.

When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.

by HonestTruthTalker October 20, 2017

Mexican circles

N. Another name for GHB, commonly known as the date rape pill.

Ohio football coach Frank Solich loves Mexican Circles

by Luke M. October 30, 2006

Mexican Camcorder

A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.

Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.

by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011