pig in a blanket

Jacking off into a pancake.

One time I ate a pig in a blanket for breakfast at this restaurant. It came with free ICE WATER

by Alec Roman February 27, 2005

skin blanket

The common skin blanket is what's used during the winter months to assist your partner to keep warm whilst both parties are naked. Skin blankets are an excellent way to enjoy winter nights.

It's often best practised immediately before or after making love to ensure maximum warmth for both parties.

Her: Skin blanket
Him: No way, I'm off to work!
Her: Skin BLANKET!
Him: Ok, but I'm off in 2 minutes.

by eneville October 26, 2010

blanket fuck

Covering someone in a blanket (preferably one with dick-sized holes) and then proceeding to fornicate with them through the blanket. waaaahoooo.

BillyBang: Yo, girl! Let's blanket fuck!

Judy: COOCOONANNY!!!!

by ryan fearon February 29, 2008

pig in the blanket

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.

by D_style November 30, 2006

pigs in a blanket

simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.

looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".

by Jensen28c September 23, 2007

mexican blanket

When a girl smothers your sunburnt cock with aloe in Mexico and then proceeds to give you the messiest hummer of all hummers swallowing everything up so completely it was as if she had used blanket to soak it all up.

Patricio received two Mexican Blankets on his trip to Cabo.

by DildyFace June 11, 2006

Cum Blanket

To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation

Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket

by ritualist December 15, 2009