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beast of song

A person who blindly sings the praises of his idol.
Gray: You surrounded me, with songs of praise,
You brought me to this place...
Ken: Isn't that Gray singing -
Johnson: That worship song?
Gray: (continues singing without noticing Ken or Johnson as he walks away) Where Your Love and Grace move within my life...
Ken: You're right, Johnson; Gray has sung that song every week without fail, that beast of song!
by Bogan of the Desert January 9, 2019
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Signal Song

The prearranged song you play when you are about to get busy.
I heard that old Mark Chesnutt signal song playing downstairs, and I knew he was getting ready to bang the hag.
by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012
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Toolbox song

Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand
Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song
by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019
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Power of Song

Whoever gets a musical number gets a boost, while their enemies are forced to either stay still or do minimal movement and make them look good until the song ends.
Exceptions are if they are a plot point or if its important to progress the story.
*The main villian gets a musical number.*
Person 1: Why's everyone else just standing still?
Person 2: That's the Power of Song for ya.
by adr1anna May 14, 2023
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Roxanne songs

Offense lyrics about the once beautiful name Roxanne chosen for your daughter who is now treated like a side chick, hoe, gold digger who only cares about herself and makeup...she is immediately told Roxannnnnnnnnnnnnne You don't have too....turn on the red llght ( that's a hooker light for when Roxanne's are up for sale) me thinks it is a red scarf laid over a light or a red glass fixture ect you get the picture. So if an attractive woman says her name is Roxanne please do not assume she is like the lyrics to these Roxanne wars with horrible boy bands like The Police where they ruin entire girl names like Titiana, Layla, California, Molly, Virginia, Gloria, Billy Jean, Diana, Betty, Dahlia, Eileen, Sherona, Stacy's Mom, Peggie Sue, Mrs.Robinson, Maggie May, Janie, ect.. Imagine what it is like to have an entire name ruined after you named your daughter which begs the question why there are no male names being ruined or used with negative images (oh they would like that...hmmm well that answers that question)
You: What's your name
me/ tired of Roxanne songs: Roxanne
You: Roxannnnnnnnnnne You don't have to turn on the red light...
me: I haven't heard that one yet
you: Really?
me: lol only everyday since 5th grade STOP!!!!!

and

You: what's your name?
Not in the mood me for listening to the Police song again/ Roxanne: Bertha
You: you don't look like a Bertha?
Not in the mood for listening to the Police song again/Roxanne: smiling Oh yeah smiling..(sorry Bertha's)
by roxbox007 January 22, 2020
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This Damn Song

A song by Pecos & the Rooftops that causes men to instinctively grab a beer from the fridge as soon as they hear the first cord.
*This damn song starts to play*

Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”

*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*
by CSD02 December 24, 2022
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Pole Song

A song you could picture yourself or one of your friends sliding around the stripper on, either very slowly or fast & ratchet!
by ry101 September 2, 2016
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