13 whaling

an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates

I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?

by mikethecreep November 8, 2010

Whale dork

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

Couch Whale

Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch

Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep

by swmf2 December 29, 2009

kaden the whale

A dumb and fat creature

Kaden the whale ate all the food.

by Kaden the whale June 6, 2018

Whale slob

A fat slob, usually with a bald head.

Oi, whale slob why can’t you find the cranberry sauce?

by Elgreat December 24, 2019

Whale tongue

An extremely fat woman's gunt.

Check out that fat chicks whale tongue....its hanging down to her knees....friggin nasty

by Hak44 August 24, 2009

Whale Status

Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.

A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.

"hey bill did you see mike's new girlfriend, that fat bitch is on whale status!"

by big moe dorito April 17, 2009