Sad jack

When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time

My parents died recently so I had a sad jack. I felt a lot better afterwards.

by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010

SAD

Suck A Dick

person 1: 'your a wasteman'
person 2: 'SAD mother fucker'

by Eldubbio July 25, 2011

SAD-ist

A YouTube channel that makes animatics for the dream smp. Has gotten lots of recognition from its members in the storyline and those who aren’t. And is usually referred to when dream smp animation comes up in conversation.

*Any member of dream smp storyline starts stream

Chat:HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SAD-ist ANIMATIC

by Flowerspoat January 11, 2021

Girl Sad

Feeling lonely or depressed because of a girl.

"Ever since Bethany dumped me I've been feeling mega girl sad."

by dat_fox01 February 14, 2019

Gack Sad

When you go through an extended period of time during it is incredibly easy to make you cry.

I cried at a NatWest ad last night, I think I might be Gack Sad.

by Bestaltoever January 16, 2021

Sad Spender

Somebody who has a good job, with a good income. But wastes all their money on crap. Then crys about not having money and ask everyone for money.

"Ohh, can i please have some money?? I got none"

"You are a sad spender."

by TheGladiators. October 19, 2009