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self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.
Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.
by Zachary DeMarachelle December 29, 2007
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self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
by golddustskies September 25, 2013
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supremacy of self

power over myself
I belive in this method supremacy of self
by Brandi m dukes September 2, 2017
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self-harm

The act of hurting one's self. Usually done as a way to release painful emotion, feel something etc. Types of self-harm include burning, cutting scratching, biting, breaking bones, bruising. Some may do it for attention, though people mostly don't.

If you're doing this, please please stop. This won't make your state better, no matter how you feel after doing it. Please see help. It's not shameful to want help.
P1: I want to confess something.
P2: What is it?
P1: I have been self-harming, specifically cutting and burning myself.

P2: I'm glad you are okay and talking to me. Please don't do this anymore, it isn't healthy and it won't make things better. Is there anything I can do?
by scotchless April 6, 2021
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Self Defense

When somebody who's on MY side shoots someone, but not when it's somebody on YOUR side!
Person 1 : "Yeah, Person 4 shot Person 56 in self defense because he came at Person 4 with a knife."
Person 2 : "Oh, shame. I hope he's okay."
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, Person 5 shot Person 78 because he did the same thing."
Person 2: "Person 5? Isn't he one of those OdD nUmBeR people? Crazy how murderers get away with anything in this country.."
Person 1: "What"
by LordHookie April 28, 2022
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human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 1, 2021
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self-monkey

The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.
Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.
by Gooch Rider April 24, 2011
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