Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

trucker's toilet

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.

When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.

by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011

Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.

Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!

by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011

toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying

Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!

by Swissmiz October 29, 2010

Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

Toilet Math

A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.

Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.

by Fasters January 12, 2022

toilet-trash

Adjective

A term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun
Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.

adj: “Fuck that restauraunt, the food is toilet-trash.”, “Miley Cyrus’ new album is toilet-trashy af.” ; noun : “We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party”, “Don’t park here. The toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit.”

by boardshaw November 9, 2020