The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

Hammered Drunk

When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"

"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."

by Rabanova December 27, 2009

hammered ass

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

by Zorgo September 12, 2005

Clammer Hammer

When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.

"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"

"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Hammer arm

When a male masturbates with one arm more than the other causing it to be muscularly bigger than the other one.

Guy 1: "Yo whys your one arm so big son?"
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."

by killerseemroe January 7, 2012