English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.

english teacher or some other teacher.

by europopian August 7, 2009

Great Englishing

A sarcastic way of saying you can’t speak English well.

Richard “I went and to see the movie yesterday.”

Vanessa “Great englishing.”

by Fizzwizz2410 April 18, 2019

Head of English

Head of English - A mean old man with no sense of humuor and self esteam issues

Thats a classic head of english move

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .

I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.

by Itsdanno June 14, 2016

english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.

In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.

by Mike Loree December 18, 2008

English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

by Shpoofy August 5, 2021