Cooter Cunt

An Adjictive describing a person who is acting like a douche

Todd: Stop saying Cooter Cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt

by sloth_gooey March 22, 2010

Cooter fluff

Old folken terms. See Queef

That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!

by C Stump January 18, 2009

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.

"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.

by Sam and junk March 28, 2009

The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

by RDSII October 5, 2011

Cooter and Tooter

The combination of a women’s vagina and butthole, respectively.

I just watched my dog rub her cooter and tooter across the whole fucking carpet.

by judisthehudis May 1, 2018

cooter quief

Cooter is another word for a vagina. Quief is a word that describes a fart that comes out of the vagina.

Cooter-Qweef...another saying.

Dont be such a cooter quief.

Besides dont you just like the way it sounds!

by Danielle F August 23, 2005

cooter tuft

The scraggly patch of hair above the clitaurus.

I grabbed her by the cooter tuft and made her squeal like a 15 year old Hyundai.

by HandleJ March 15, 2023