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Neapolitan Blowjob

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."
by Dr. SexyGeek March 4, 2009
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Blowjob Client

In client services, a client for whom you would bend over backwards, take a financial loss, or otherwise get on your knees for the sake of maintaining professional goodwill.

A client may obtain blowjob status for various reasons, including but not limited to:

- Agency's desire to keep a reputable brand name on the client roster
- Agency's need to fend off other agencies willing to give blowjobs
They want us to expand the scope of work.
- Do we have budget for that?
No, but they're a blowjob client, so we'll eat the extra cost.
by BananaCan May 28, 2012
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Wriggly Blowjob

During the act of oral sex, the man will stuff 1 or more worms in his dick hole.
During a blowjob, the man will ejaculate, leading to pressure, resulting in the garden critters to spew into the woman's mouth along with the sperm.
The lady will either swallow, chew or if unaware of the situation spit and serverily mutilate the man.
Good example:
"Yummy, the best wriggly blowjob since I was in that Asian strip club!"
Bad example:
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT FACE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JIZZ WORMS YOU FREAK!"
by Cunty_McCuntface May 25, 2017
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arizona blowjob

When you get a blowjob from someone whose lips are so chapped, it's like fucking a cactus.
Girl so dehydrated she gives Arizona blowjobs.
by azazazbjbjbj January 2, 2020
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bulemic blowjob

The act French kissing your partner immediately after a servere purging episode
My wine was tasting great until my girlfriends bulemic blowjob.
by TheWop March 6, 2015
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mastur blowjob

Masturbating in someones mouth while tip is inserted into mouth of another to increase pleasure.
She gave me a mastur blowjob, she blew me while I jacked off in her mouth it felt amazing
by ImKevin November 2, 2014
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Micro-blowjob

A shallow fellatio involving physical contact between the giver’s lips and the tip of the receiver’s penis. Aka, lip to tip action.
Wow, Jessy’s so shy she only agreed to give me a micro-blowjob last night!
by Old_Wizard August 28, 2020
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