When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.
Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.
by Duval Possum February 20, 2011
Get the Wrinkle Wagonmug. It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon
Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.
by Simo82 March 19, 2017
Get the whiskey wagonmug. A type of police vehicle common in Australia, officially known as a caged truck, used for transporting prisoners.
Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.
Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.
by mrcoppa September 21, 2007
Get the boondy wagonmug. “Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”
by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020
Get the Coom-wagonmug. by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017
Get the Douche-Wagonmug. by JSandwich April 5, 2015
Get the slab wagonmug. The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.
by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008
Get the Funken Wagonmug.