you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

kid pro quo

Buying something you don't want or need from a co-worker or friend's kid, hoping to build karma for the next time your kid is selling something.

You: Why on earth did you buy 20 boxes of thin mints!?!
Me: Kid pro quo: Joe's daughter is a girl scout - and you know Billy's school has a fund raiser this fall.

by yogamomma February 26, 2010

Former fat kid syndrome

When someone who was previously a fat/unattractive child loses weight or "glows up" and overcompensates for their past insecurities by acting out. Usually they end up acting like the same people who bullied them growing up.

Friend 1: Emily lost weight and now acts like she's better than everyone.
Friend 2: classic Former fat kid syndrome.

by 1234456hjk July 22, 2020

I heard most kids

Phrase of sarcasm used to indicate feelings of disagreement or doubt with the actions of another.

I heard most kids listen to Lisa Loeb.

by Skone82 March 7, 2009

Mad Gear and Missile Kid

Mad gear and missile kid is the alter ego of the new jersey rock/punk band my chemical romance. The band created a 3 track ep titled the mad gear and missile kid for the deluxe 2019 danger days box set thing and apparently it's what the killjoys in the music video for Na Na Na are listening to when they drive around shooting bad guys.
The tracks are titled 1) F.T.W.W.W 2) masted of ravenkroft and 3) black dragon fighting society

It reminds me of the sex pistols and you can't get it off iTunes

Some of the lyrics in mad gear and missile kid are

"Yeah I drink juice when I'm killing cause it's fucking delicious"-black dragon fighting society

"She said c'mon c'mon kiss my battery"-F.T.W.W.W

"(I’m drowning innocent wolves)
I’m dressin’ up like a cat"- mastas of ravenkroft

by xX_RIANNA_Xx September 17, 2011

Third Culture Kids

Euphemism for Military Brat.

Generally used by the hyper-politically correct to obscure the fact that their father was career military.

Although there are a few exceptions, the term has little if anything to do with biracial, citizen-of-the-world, kumbaya style of multiculturalism that the user would want their gay socialist friends to believe. It is most commonly used as a smokescreen to explain their spending part of their childhood overseas under the umbrella of the evil Republican imperialist war machine.

"OK, so like I was born in Okinawa and went to school in England, Germany and Guam."

"Wow, that's so cool. Was your mom in the Peace Corps or something?"

"Sort of... my dad was like with the government. My sister and I were like Third Culture Kids."

by White Andre June 13, 2012

dropping the kids off at the pool

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl

Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by tanima May 20, 2004