snowplow mom

A woman of age whom, before engaging in sexual intercourse, will get absolutely smashed off cocaine

Mrs. Robertson seems to be really peppy in the morning... Maybe she's a snowplow mom.

by Crisperz December 12, 2015

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

your mom

your mom means that the person who said it is talking about your mom

what are u doing

your mom

by def.not.bri February 6, 2022

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 3, 2021

Your Mom

Your Mom

Your Mom

by Warrior cat May 4, 2023

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025