Default fat

An excuse that an overweight person such might make when asked about their body

Matthew - “I’m default fat, this is how my body’s always been

by Wertwarrior October 14, 2023

fat

Used to describe something that you’ve been waiting for a long time and is going to feel very good. Similar to wicked in the phrase wicked piss.

Im gonna go home and take a fat nap.

Hold up, I gotta take a fat piss.

by bbutler12 February 5, 2019

ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.

Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.

by babysugarhigh February 12, 2023

Fat Bobby

One of the fattest beasts in all the land. Its that one person at every workplace that everyone hates. Basically the engorged male version of a "Karen". He probably has cats and still goes to his moms dentist at 40 years old. Might live in an apartment , or basement.

I better make it to the cafeteria before Fat Bobby. I heard his feeding time is fast approaching.

by Devor April 21, 2022

Polk street fats

It’s the name of a bad ass mother fucker that takes no shit and always stays strapped.

Damn.. he’s cool, that man must be Polk street fats.

by Big Al 3 June 23, 2023

Dog fat

Adjective.

Any item (but especially food) that is purchased and found to be substandard to the point where it makes the buyer wonder whether it contains next door's rendered down Rover.

Don't go buying me that dog fat chocolate again and claiming it's as good as CDM.

I thought this shirt I got was quality, but it's proper dog fat. It came apart when I washed it.

by fooksky January 4, 2021

Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.

“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”

by anonymous March 1, 2025