GAVINS MEGA PENIS

If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.

" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "

by Gavin ctw June 23, 2021

guacamole nigga penis

basic levle 1 comeback to any roast

guy1 1: nigga u look like a been bag that been sat on

you: guacamole nigga penis

guy 1: *crys*

crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

by wise nigga guru June 2, 2021

Penis Butthole Fart

You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.

John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before

by CoolMe1 May 28, 2022

Rusty Rat Penis

RUSTY RAT PENIS

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.

by RATCHEF November 5, 2020

four headed penis

what a spiny anteater has. I DARE YOU TO LOOK AT IT. See you in the mental hospital pal.

My brother went insane from looking at a four headed penis.

by JustARandomScout September 8, 2017

PENIS SIMULATOR 2

"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.

"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"

by ragnarökgays January 21, 2023

Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017