john novak

A person who slaps girls with his penis

Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that

by Tr=e November 21, 2016

John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

John Vincent Orlando

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.

John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.

by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker

Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

jollibee john

a dickhead who’s favourite word is ‘then’

don’t be a jollibee john!

by beepobeep November 22, 2021

John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.

Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.

by Masquarade August 6, 2017

John

John has a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. His ‘come to bed eyes’ will give you wild thoughts. He is charismatic, sexy and covered in tattoos. Tall, dark and handsome would be a perfect description. He always knows what to say to make you smile and will cause butterflies in your stomach whenever he’s near you. He has a big heart and also a big 🍆. He is also unbelievable in the sack.

John walks past and says “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”

Response “Hi!”

by WildThoughtGirl November 22, 2021