A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011
Get the Lesbian Douche Bagmug. Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.
by moogookrew December 18, 2007
Get the Douche Bag Jonesmug. by 09csmart September 1, 2016
Get the secure your bagmug. Stronger version of bite me, specifying the biter should (metaphorically) bite the speaker's scrotum.
A good way of saying no.
A good way of saying no.
by phantom oddity May 28, 2004
Get the bite my bagmug. by Fucking jesus August 7, 2012
Get the Jew-bagmug. by DA March 1, 2004
Get the its in the bagmug. When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.
"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.
"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded
"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded
by Mead A. Bayer May 3, 2007
Get the dead babies in a bagmug.