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Lesbian Douche Bag

A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011
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Douche Bag Jones

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!
by moogookrew December 18, 2007
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secure your bag

Dj Khaled says it's a major key to secure your bag.
by 09csmart September 1, 2016
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bite my bag

Stronger version of bite me, specifying the biter should (metaphorically) bite the speaker's scrotum.

A good way of saying no.
by phantom oddity May 28, 2004
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Jew-bag

When a jew uses their nose to t-bag someone
Declan used his nose to Jew-bag your mom
by Fucking jesus August 7, 2012
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its in the bag

A person has just closed the deal to have sex.
by DA March 1, 2004
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dead babies in a bag

When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.
"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.

"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded
by Mead A. Bayer May 3, 2007
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