80's kids

Anyone born after 1979 and before 1990.
Any person devoid of critical thinking skills, apt to have test rewritten so that their primitive minds can pass them.

You know it all those 80's kids fault, with out them America would be a more intelligent nation.

by vega December 13, 2003

cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011

Make A Wish Kid

When Someone is so fucking stupid you think they have one less chromosome then everyone else

A shut the fuck up your a make a wish kid we felt bad leaving behind so we took you on the field trip

by MeatWhistle724 September 19, 2021

scrubby kid force field

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

Cheer Up Emo Kid

"Cheer Up Emo Kid" is the phrase said to a person who is feeling emotionally down over one thing or another.

"My boyfriend and i are losers"
"Cheer Up Emo Kid"

by tozza September 28, 2003

South Park Goth Kids

The Goth Kids play a side role in South Park. They were partially featured in "Raisins," "You Got F'd In the A," and most recently, featured in "The Ungroundable." The Goth Kids in South Park are known for smoking, drinking coffee, hanging out in the back of the school and calling the other students,"Conformists" and "Justin and Britney wannabes." The Goth Kids are made up of four students: Henrietta, a kindergartner, a kid who likes to flip his hair, and a goth with curly hair and leans on a cane.

My favorite South Park line is when the cute little goth kindergartner, one of the South Park Goth Kids says to Stan, "They're all a bunch of Nazi conformists."

by Spam Happy March 17, 2009

All the cool kids are doing it.

The perfect reason to do anything.

Q: Why are you eating vanilla ice cream and pickles?
A: Dude, all the cool kids are doing it.

Girl 1: Do you wanna go to Sam's?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: All the cool kids are doing it.
Girl 2: Oh, well in that case... Yes.

by vegetable fried rice June 25, 2009