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your left nut

me nigga.
your left nut: your left nut
where the fuck is mario judah, i like big dicks in my buttcrack
by your left nut March 16, 2021
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Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.
GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?
by Sica1 July 7, 2011
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big goose nuts

nuts the size of a whole goose
Person 1: yo you see brenden's nuts reccently?

Person 2: yea they're big goose nuts
Person 1: agreed, I think he needs to get them checked out
by anonymous November 24, 2020
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Finger Nutting Good

When you nut on to a black person's Kentucky Fried Chicken. After you consume the KFC, left over nut and chicken grease will be pumped into your mouth
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nigga i just finger nutting Good at my grand dog's circumcision
by squrtle May 26, 2019
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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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face full of nut

When a male ejaculates onto the face of another person. The recipient is said to have a 'face full of nut'
I came on her face. She had a face full of nut
by Cin9e March 26, 2016
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Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary
Son you just got alpine nut caked
by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020
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