I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

I got that Whiskey that you like!

While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.

This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!

by Fuzzy43 March 14, 2009

drop ya like a used rubber

1)Term used in situations of aggression when you are telling the other person you are going to kick their ass.

2)When your girlfriend has become such a huge pain in your ass you don't care about anything but getting rid of her.

1)Don't fuck with me man, I'm tired of your shit. I'll drop ya like a used rubber.

2)Bitch, you have fucked with my life so bad I gotta drop ya like a used rubber.

by Ed Schutte March 25, 2008

whip it out like a hot sausage

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.

Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.

William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.

A few weeks later...

Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.

by Regan Pizza December 28, 2016

look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.

1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary

by a very tired student September 24, 2018

I like yo cut g

Yo playing Minecraft! Your friend like: I like yo cut g *slaps your face* And then you like : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whenever you open Minecraft he just rushes to you 10000 km/h and then: I like yo cut g *slaps your face*

So he is annoying.

Friend: *Open Minecraft*
Your mind: It's time for revenge. Big brain time
You: I like yo cut g *slaps friend face*
Friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Some coal with some diamonds February 9, 2022

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

by pinkfoot January 18, 2009