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Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”
Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle
by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018
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Poop jaccuzi

The CPT code for a Poop Jaccuzi is 6969696969. Looks like the patient's copay is $69.
by Pewpewpewrainbows March 15, 2025
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poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.
OMG! You just made me poop noodle!
by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015
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Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022
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poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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