slaying absolute penis

alt form of ‘serving cunt’

omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock

by percyption April 18, 2023

Ze penis burglar

It’s simply the penis burglar, we don’t know who he is or his motive or if it’s even a him. Simply ze penis burglar. Jonah hill

Yo bro phill I just got burged by ze penis burglar dude

by Ze Penis Burglar December 26, 2020

Small Penis Frequency

The complete opposite of Big Dick Energy.

Michael has small penis frequency.

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

Touch of the Penis Head

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022

Side Profile Penis

When a feature of your body looks like a penis on from your side profile

I just tied my hair back, i have a side profile penis

by Jay.079 March 28, 2021

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016