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ur mom

ur mom is really hot, the hottest in the world. she could burn any house in 1 second if she liked. she is also known as the fat woman, probably even more fatter than universe that she couldnt live there thus she is dead lmao. ur mom living with u right now is a robot :) (except mine ofc my mom is neither thin nor fat)
by not really ur mom September 12, 2022
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ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with
-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you
by emoqueer October 21, 2021
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mom

Mom, can I go to the movie tonight?
by chxotic May 6, 2017
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Your Mom

The Most hated and worshipped phrase in the 2000's
Any Holder that dares to say this phrase to someone will eliminate and disintegrate both people fighting.
- Dude #1 - Bro your ugly
- Dude #2 - Lmao Like your mom
- Both Dudes *disintegrate*
by anonymous March 12, 2019
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Your Mom

You can yous this word to piss your friends off.
Me: bro
Friend: ya whats up
Me: can I tell u something
Friend: ok
Me: Your Mom!
by Tate the guy December 12, 2021
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ur mom

if someone says hi they will say ur mom bc they are dumb
by heheamingus February 15, 2022
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Mom-noia

(mahm.noyuh)
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...
I could'nt enjoy my shower because my "Mom-noia" made me keep hearing the baby crying!
by GaiaNaturi117 June 23, 2016
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