good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018

uh my god

when u walk down the hallway and someone says "can i get a o ya" which means a saying u say during any pain or anything tragically happening

uh my god u drunk my juice

by Ivan meijas September 27, 2017

Paper god

A self manifested god created by your own belief to serve you comparable to a guardian angel but a god in it's own right

I know you aren't religious but do you have a paper god

by Yt SLAPTACS May 25, 2021

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

o mah god

this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text

person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....

by khroma December 1, 2021

Quad-gods

Groups of extreme people protesting or preaching discriminatory and sometimes racist bullshit on the grounds of a college campus. These people would ussusually tell you to repent if you are any of these: Women, furries, LGBTQ, poly, people me who decided to lose their virginity 'early', or immigrants. These people usually are MAGAs

"Warning guys, there are a bunch of quad-gods outside. If you don't want to see them, take this route."
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"

by Ukelele Guy February 24, 2025